'Allo 'Allo 4-7 Nov - Who's Playing Who

As promised, here are the main characters our actors are playing!

News on our Peasants, Pianist and Soldiers soon ...

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'Allo 'Allo 4-7 Nov - Meet The Cast

'Allo 'Allo is in rehearsal - and look at our line up! Lots of your favourite actors are having fun with the iconic roles in this comedy classic. But who is playing who? Watch this space ...

'Allo 'Allo' show dates are 4-7 November - have you booked your tickets yet?

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NB STROBE LIGHTING WILL BE USED IN THE CINEMA SCENE

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AUDITIONS FOR WYRD SISTERS - TODAY AT 8PM

If you missed out on the earlier auditions, here is your chance! We are holding auditions today at 8pm at The Little Theatre, The Drive, Harold Wood, RM3 0DU. We look forward to seeing you there ...

Further Audition Notice - Wyrd Sisters - 23 September at 8pm

FURTHER AUDITION ANNOUNCEMENT!

We will be holding open auditions for our March production of Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters, adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs, on Wednesday 23rd September at 8pm at The Little Theatre, Harold Wood.

It’s Macbeth, turned up ’till the knob comes off, in true Pratchett style. It’s all there – a wicked duke and duchess, the ghost of the murdered king, dim soldiers, strolling players, a land in peril. And who stands between the Kingdom and destruction?

A coven of witches!

Guildonians performed this adaptation back in 2004 and it’s back by popular demand in our 80th anniversary season!

We are looking to cast the following:

Esme Weatherwax (F 50+)

Nanny Ogg (F 50+)

Magrat Garlic (F 20s)

King Verence (M 50+)

Leonal Felmet (M 30+)

Lady Felmet (F 30+)

The Fool (M 20s)

Tomjon Vitoller (M 20s)

Vitoller (M 40+)

Hwel (M 30+)

Demon (M/F)

Plus assorted SERGEANT AND GUARDS, ROBBERS, PEASANTS, PLAYERS, CHAMBERLAIN, etc.

To audition for any role or for more information, message Genevieve Allen or email guildonianplayersinfo@gmail.com.

Rehearsals: Mon and Wed evenings at 8pm from Mon 4th Jan plus Fri 26th Feb & Fri 5th Mar

Performances: 10-13 March 2027, 8pm nightly plus 2.30pm Sat matinee

Rehearsals and performances at The Little Theatre, The Drive RM3 0DU

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'Allo 'Allo - 4-7 November 2026

We are excited to kick off the new season celebrating 80 years of the Guildonian Players with the much loved 'Allo 'Allo at The Little Theatre, which will be running from 4-7 November at 8pm nightly plus 2.30pm Saturday Matinee. 

Based on the TV series and featuring so many of your favourite characters, all is not well at the Café René ... they have stashed a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen remain in hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them. Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the confusion ... and news that the Führer is scheduled to visit the town brings extra peril - René must summon all the wit he can muster to save his cafe - and his life!

Tickets on sale now at guildonian-players.sumupstore.com or call 07762 133620 to reserve and pay on door.

Tickets are £9 from guildonian-players.sumupstore.com
or call 07762 133620 to reserve and pay on door.

NB STROBE LIGHTING WILL BE USED IN THE CINEMA SCENE
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The Final Curtain Comes Down ...

And so the curtain has come down on our 'Canterbury Tales' and oh, what fun we've had! Thank you to our wonderful audiences for joining us on our hilarious pilgrimage - the week has flown by. 'Canterbury Tales' is our entry into this year's Havering Drama Festival - prizegiving on Thursday 9 July - and we will let you know how we get on. Meanwhile Romford Shakespeare Theatre have their production this coming week - 'A Comedy of Errors' in the gardens of Ardleigh House opening on Thursday 25 June - we look forward to enjoying that ...

One Last Chance!

This evening's performance is the last and our play has been getting very favourable reviews - "It's got the lot! Don't miss it!" Thanks Jill Read. And Catherine Radford says "Great play, full of fun and laughter - give it a go"! There are still a few tickets left and available from guildonian-players.sumupstore.com or call 07762 133620 to reserve tickets and pay on the door. Performance starts 8pm. 

More photos below from the dress rehearsal. Photos taken by Robby Allen.